Butt Glue, Funny Money, and the Miss America Contest

45 Million in scholarship money isn’t true! More like $500,000.  While true that they are the biggest scholarship program for women in the world. The requirements are you have to be unmarried and never married before, with a mint condition uterus (Oliver’s words), knowledge of butt glue, and be great at PR (which means attractive, able to stand next to a car, and able to sound intelligent at times even if you aren’t.)

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